Taxman cometh? where the hell is he?

For the first time in awhile I am actually getting a return...and what a return!
But 2 weeks have past and still no nice little brown envelope in my mailbox. Sure I "could" have requested cashback, but quick figuring in my head told me how many bottle of rum that would equal. Needless to say, I opted for the rum. 7-10 days for return my ass. 11 days later, here I am ranting, no rum (I think my liver has almost fully healed), actually waiting for the good ole taxman. Taxman!!!! Taxman!! For once I'm actually wanting you to visit!